If u kiss her,u are not a gentleman
If u don't, u are not a man
If u praise her, she thinks u are lying
If u don't, u are good for nothing
If u agree to all her likes, u are a whimp
If u don't, u are not understanding
If u visit her often, she thinks u are boring
If u don't, she accuses u of doublecrossing
If u are well dressed, she says u are a playboy
If u don't, u are a dull boy
If u are jealous, she says its bad
If u don't, she thinks u do not love her
If u attempt a romance, she says u din't respect her
If u don't, she thinks u do not like her
If u are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait
If she is late, she says thats a girls way
If u visit another man, u're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another women, oh its natural we are girls
If u kiss her once in a while, she professes u are cold
If u kiss her often, she yells that u are taking advantage If u fail to help her in crossing the
street, u lack ethics
If u do, she thinks its just one of men's tacticts for seduction
If u stare at another women, she accuses u of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are juet admiring
If u talk she, wants u to listen
If u listen, she wants u to talk

In short; So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing,yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful.....
After all.......women