Subject: Software Problems
To : Technical Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.In addition,Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker
night 1.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my
other favorite applications.I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not
work on this program.
Can you help me, please!!!
REPLY FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed
by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install,delete,or purge the
program files from the system once installed.You can
not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original
system. Look in your manual under"Warnings-Alimony/Child Support".I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with
the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself,I might
also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and
problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The
best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc
key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to normal.
The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame
for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program,but very high
maintenance.Consider buying additional software to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. The side benefit of running these
applications is fuller (and more frequent) utilization of
your hard drive capacity with Wife 1.0.
Do not, under any circumstances install
Cute Secretary 2.2.This is not a supported application for
Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck.
Technical Support.
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