After giving up 'goondagiri', Veeru has now joined an Indian body shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for 'Basanti kaa haath mangane' ...
MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain,kamaata kitna hai, US me masters kiya he...
AMITABH: kamaane ka to ye hai mausi, ki ek baar biwi baccho ki jimmewari sar pe aa gai, to consultant ka
kaam chod kar regular employee hoga aur phir
bhi lagega.
MAUSI: to kya abhi kucch bhi nahin kamaata?
AMITABH: nai, nai, ye maine kab kahaa mausi.
kamaata
hai lekin, ab roj roj to 'client' mil nahi sakta
na,
kabhi kabhi "BENCH" per baith jaata hai bechara.
MAUSI: BENCH pe bhi aana jana hai?
AMITABH: haan mausi, ab ye kambakht Computer Consultancy cheej hi
aisi hai. Aur bench par to
bade
bade log jeseke Bill Gates,Andrew Grove, Larry
Ellison
bhi betha karte the.
MAUSI: to kya programmer hai?
AMITABH: chee, chi, chi, chee, chee! wo aur programmer? NAA! NAA!!
wo to bahut hi acchhaa aur
nek
ladka hai, lekin waise ek baar kisi desi body
shopper
ke haat lag jaye na phir 'language/RDBMS/QA' ka kahaan hosh rahta
hai! haath pakad ke 'IDMS' ya 'QA'karvaane bithadiya desi ne, ab
isme bechaare
Veeru
ka kya dosh.
MAUSI: theek kahte ho beta, programmer woh, DBA
woh,
DESI ke paas kaam karta hai woh, lekin uska koi
dosh
nahin.
AMITABH: mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh
rahen
hai, wo to itna seedha aur bhola hai, arey Basanti
se
uski shaadi kar ke to dekhiye, ye 'programming',
'DBA'
aur 'client ke paas jane ki aadat' to do din main chhoot jayegi.
MAUSI: arey beta is budhiya ko samjha rahe ho!
apne
COMPUTER CONSULTANTS ko chod dene ki aadat kisi
body
shopper ki chhooti hai aaj tak ?
AMITABH: mausi aap Veeru ko nahin jaanti, biswaas kijiye wo is
tarah ka insaan nahin hai. ek baar
shaadi
ho gai to wo PAGER bhi rakhna band kar dega, bas PROGRAMMING apne
aap chhoot jayegi.
MAUSI: hai raam, bas yehi ek kami baaki rah gai
thi,
to kya PAGER bhi rakhta hai?
AMITABH: to usme kaun si buri baat hai mausi, arey PAGER to
PRESIDENT,VP, CEO aur unchey-unchey log rakhte hai haan.
MAUSI: accha! to beta ye bhi batate jaao ki
tumhare ye
gunwaan dost assal me kis company ke employee hai?
AMITABH: bas mausi, hum 'trace' kar rahe hai,
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HI milte hi company ka pata chal jayega aur hum
aapko
khabar de denge.
MAUSI: ek baat ki daad dungi beta, bhale sow
buraiyaan
hon tumhare dost main, phir bhi tumhare muh se
uske
liye tareef hi nikalti hai.
AMITABH: kya karoon mausi, hum body shoppers log
hi
kucch aise hai. to ye rista pakka samjhoon.
MAUSI: pakka! bhale saari jindagi ladki kuwaari baithi rahe,lekin
aise aadmi se Basanti ko nahin byahne waali, sagi mausi hoon koi
sauteli maan
nahin.
AMITABH: ajeeeeb baaat hai, mere itne samjhaane
par
bhi aapne inkaar kar diya,bechaara Veeru, na jaane
ab
agla client kaha milega!!
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