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SANTA and his New Maruti
 

Santa bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didnt reach in the evening, and not the next day either.

When he finally reached home on the third day, his disraugth mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya ?"

The Santa got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oye, ye Mrutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik ?"