LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR
named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM
after which his
queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and
SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY
His brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess
'C'ta. 12 years
passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his
successor. However,
Queen
CIE/CAE (Kayecayee), who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life
saving
HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
of her BIOSed
maid
(areal plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and
that RAM
be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel
and unexpected
demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,
power-less.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him.
LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother. The
forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR
of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that
he marry her.RAM,
politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE
CODE of her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,
SPARC-nakha fled to
LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by RANSISTOR's plight,
approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of a golden
stag and drew RAM deep into the forest.
Finally,
tired of chase, RAM
shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out
desperately for
LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
SOUND, 'C'ta urged
LSI-man to his brother's aid.Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from
her LIBRARY and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. RAM and LSI-man
started
SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made
friendship with the
forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor
Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
ROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing
'C'ta.
His PROGRAMMERS
SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many
tried to 'EXCITE'
the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB
CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something
about 'C'ta. Some
of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up
with 'NOT FOUND'
MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques proved
useless. Ha-NEUMAN
devised a RISKY TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the
seas at an
astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After
doing some
local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a
TREE STRUCTURE.
Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself
to 'C'ta. After
DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked
him to send a
STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM.
Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured
Ha-NEUMAN and
tried
to DELETE him using pyro- techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN
managed to spread
chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN
happily pressed ESCAPE
from
LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and
SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on
and prepared
for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
DELETED RAM &
LSI-man
with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted
to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE
secrets of
RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence
on earth. After
the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded
his MICRO SOFT
WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
and every one lived
happily ever after.
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