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• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
• He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
• One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

• This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West
  Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
• Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
• Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
• He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
• The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
• As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
• The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
• The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
  

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• The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
• The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
• Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
• You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
  

• This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T
  "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
• Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm
• Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
• You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
• The cat with gloves catches no mice.
• He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
• Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

"He who has a 'WHY' to live, can bear with almost any 'HOW'."