WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.

WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS CTRL,ALT,DEL TO REBOOT.

WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.

WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.

WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE.

WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHERUSER.

WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.