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A perfect Software Engineer
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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.
The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!".
The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".
The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work...".
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Conversation between an "IT guy" and "Daily Wage Construction
Worker":
IT guy (Asks worker): Tere paas kya hai?
Daily Wage Construction Worker: .......stays *quite*
IT guy: (continues) Mere paas paisa hai.....
Mere paas Daulat hai....
Bank Balance hai...
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IT Industry ka naam hai....
Stock Options hai.....
Kya hai tere pass ?
Daily Wage Construction Worker: (Softly says)
Mere paas Kaam hai... Call or Send SMS to any phone anywhere in the world Free!
Wife: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear n comes out of the other.
Husband: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears n comes out of the
mouth.
Santa: Sir,my wife is missing.
Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye
Santa:Kya karun, khushi ke maare kuch samajh Nahi aa raha
VEERU: Basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna...
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