College

 A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Etc

 A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Office

 A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Ecstasy

 A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Committee

 Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Politician

 One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile

 A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist

 A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.

Pessimist

 A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Diplomat

 A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Classic

 A book which people praise, but do not read.

Dictionary

 The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Miser

 A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Marriage

 It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

Father

 A banker provided by nature.

Rumour

 News that travels at the speed of sound.

Criminal

 A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.

Worry

 Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Boss

 Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Philosopher

 A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Tears

 The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Experience

 The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb

 An invention to end all inventions.

Doctor

 A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Software Engineer

 One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails!