AJIT:Peter, time bomb le aao aur is kutte ko usse bandh do. Timer ko
theek das baje set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha
late karta hai. Iski maut bhi late honi chahiye. Timer ko panch minute
late rakh do. Arre, Robert, Robert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko
yahan peh mat rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb
'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke
dhadkega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic
tup' suanaai dega ..." (Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the
enemy.)

AJIT: "Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur
finish bhi ho jaayega. Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe
headek ho raha hai.

AJIT: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.! (Scene - Ajit
ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)

AJIT: "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do. Saale ko
Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi. (Scene - Robert
and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water
starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)

Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??

AJIT:Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT
likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chala jayega
!! (Scene - Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his
chela.)
AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara
rang laga do.

Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?

AJIT:Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
range haathon pakad legi. he he he....

Robert: Boss, ye ladki ne hamari saab bate sun li. Is ladki ka kya
kiya jaye?
Ajit: Robert, ees ladki ko maar do, aur iski choli par do traps laga
do.

Robert: vo kyo^n boss?

Ajit: Bevakuf, jub police ko laDki ki laash milegi to police samje gi
ke laDki booby trap ho kar mar gayi!! (After a local bad guy crosses
Ajit)

Ajit: Robert, ees aadmi ko maar Dalo aur ees ki laash ke saath aek kela
(banana) aur thoDa milk rakh do.

Robert: vo kyo^n boss?

Ajit: Aare bavekuf, jub police ko lash milegi to police samajegi ke koi
cereal killer ne eeska khoon kiya hey. (Ajit is really pleased with
the dinner at a restaurant and wants to compliment and reward the chef)


Ajit: Robert, ye chef ne aachha khan banaya. Tum ees ke ghar jao aur
ees ke ghar ki bell nikal do. Bell ki jagah tum peas rakh do

Robert: vo kyo^n Boss?

Robert: Bevekuf, me^n ees ko no-bell pea sur prize dena chahta hu^n

Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi
jayega
Robert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein
boss?

Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajeet: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath
sona! (Ajeet spots one of his is enemies)

Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh
hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna
do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega ! (Ajeet is escaping with
his men in a helicopter)
Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke
pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett
(cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off

Robert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?

Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?

Ajeet:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !
(Robert and Ajeet are in a boat.The boat suddenly springs a hole and
water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)

Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??

Ajeet: Robert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out
lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega
!! (Robert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....)

Robert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..

Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....

Robert: boss or doosre ka ?

Ajeet: Repeater. (Robert and Ajeet go for shikar.Robert spots a
peacock...)

Robert: Boss....more.. more... (Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it
)
Ajeet : Nomore !