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Consequence of Marrying to IT Professional

Consequence of marrying someone who's an IT professional ...

This is the consequence of marrying someone who's an IT professional...
Starting a day, the conversation between a wife and a husband who happens
to be a software engineer would be like this.

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort
Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband : Too many parameters ...
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife : What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife : What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus