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Ajit Jokes.......

 

Ajit is this recurrent character that appears in many Hindi movies. He
is somewhat of a cross between God father and David Letterman. He has a
gorgeous girl friend named Mona and a side kick whose name is Robert.
Ajit is known for his puns. Most of his puns are combination of Hindi
and English words. You really need to know little bit of Hindi to enjoy
his kind of humor.
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AJIT: Robert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do,
great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi

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AJIT:Robert is ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mar jaayga
gaa saala!

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AJIT:Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi
day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!


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AJIT:Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se
daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...

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AJIT:Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane
sey mar jayegaa...

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AJIT:Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho
jayegaa...

AJIT:Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to
bahut

MonaToni ho jayegee...

AJIT:"Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao" "Kyon boss?"
"Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"

AJIT: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir
yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh
jaayega.

Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya
hai.

Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? ) AJIT: Kahin par
bhi so jao Robert !! (Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)

Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya

AJIT:Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par
ek sui chubha do.

Robert: Par sui kyon, baass! AJIT:Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki
sui-cide hua hai!

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?

AJIT:Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling
Chu.

Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon? AJIT:Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra
bacchaa Chinese hota hai! (Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona
daaa..arrling's typing.)

AJIT:Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Robert: Magar kyoon baas
?

AJIT:Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

AJIT:Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger
istarrt kar do.

Robert: Lekin kyoon, baas?

AJIT:Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

AJIT:Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.

Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone
milana.

Robert: Yes Boss.

AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai ....... (Scene - Giving a decision as to how the hero
should be killed.)